I am willing to marry whoever made this.
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September 7, 1994.
Tyrone Saulon
Scarborough, ON.
So today at work I was cleaning when I noticed that a guy was fixing our ice machine in the middle of the lunch hour, only to find that I would be looking at ass crack for 30 minutes.
*BUTT that’s not the killer… he bent over..
and stayed like this
I am so fucking done with maintenance workers.
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So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT.
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry.
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what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
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